giraffessongs:
story of my life hahahah
sandandglass:
When I see somebody I know in the street.
thefuuuucomics:
harperhug:
What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.
HOME SWEET HOME
Cape Point, South Africa
Where the Indian and Atlantic Ocean meet.
geeses:
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
I’m scared no one will love me.
I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten
crazyasslesbian:
mostlyjudson:
sassy-spoon:
nerdbird:
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
~queued, I’m offline.
ambiguous-ash:
merrymishas:
engage-with-zorp:
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
